I want to go to a bookstore and sit there and read and then have a boy walk up to me and comment on the book I’m reading and then he’ll sit down with me and talk to me about it and then we’ll fall in love and get married and read books together like is that too much to ask
we should try and pair up everyone who has reblogged this into couples
I made it an even number so it was possible.
The new Final Destination movie looks great
That old lady with the dumpsters is SO FUCKING RUSSIAN.
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
- General life philosophy (via kmaynard)
i laugh when im uncomfortable so please don’t get mad at me if i laugh in a serious situation
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Nikita Gill - A Quiet Day In Wonderland (2014)
FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY
- My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)